Is There Anything Funny About Being Over 50?

Well, we cannot do much about our birthdate, but laughter is good for us anyway. So it is time to recycle some boomer jokes! These may not make you laugh out loud, but hopefully you will smile. Actually, for many of us, middle age is a great tme of life. So don’t let these get you down. They are just jokes!

 

When You’re Over 50…

You have a party and your neighbors do not complain because they don’t even know it.
You don’t worry about secrets because your friends don’t remember them either.
You can live without sex, but not without your glasses.

Advantage of Being Over 50….

The only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say. (If you still have teen or young adult kids, you’ll get this one.)

Over the Hill?
•I much prefer being over the hill to being under it.
- Bruce Lansky
•”Don’t worry about senility,” my grandfather used to say. “When it hits you, you won’t know it.”
-Bill Cosby
•The cardiologist’s diet:
if it tastes good, spit it out.
- Paulina Borsook

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Was 1955 The Year You Were Born?

If you were born in 1955, entered school that year, or were not quite a twinkle in your daddy’s eye, you should get a kick out of some quotes we found from that year. I cannot quite claim to remember 1955, but maybe some of you can. I actually got these comments in an email, but I though the readers of over50Web.net would enjoy it. So here we go!

Comments From 1955:

‘I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20.00.’

‘Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long before $2, 000.00 will only buy a used one.’

‘If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit. A quarter a pack is
ridiculous.

‘Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?’

‘If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.’

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