Is There Anything Funny About Being Over 50?
Well, we cannot do much about our birthdate, but laughter is good for us anyway. So it is time to recycle some boomer jokes! These may not make you laugh out loud, but hopefully you will smile. Actually, for many of us, middle age is a great tme of life. So don’t let these get you down. They are just jokes!
When You’re Over 50…
You have a party and your neighbors do not complain because they don’t even know it.
You don’t worry about secrets because your friends don’t remember them either.
You can live without sex, but not without your glasses.
Advantage of Being Over 50….
The only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say. (If you still have teen or young adult kids, you’ll get this one.)
Over the Hill?
•I much prefer being over the hill to being under it.
- Bruce Lansky
•”Don’t worry about senility,” my grandfather used to say. “When it hits you, you won’t know it.”
-Bill Cosby
•The cardiologist’s diet:
if it tastes good, spit it out.
- Paulina Borsook
Middle Age Is….
…work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot of work!
…your doctor,and not the police, tell you to slow down.
…caution is the only thing you want to exercise regularly.
…sometimes you don’t care where you spouse goes as long as you don’t have to go along.
Positive Thoughts About Being 50 Plus Today!
I cannot end this with grim humor. I just cannot. Let’s look forward to a great future.
- The kids are alright. We have raised a generation of kids who are clear eyed, smart, and beautiful. They have less ingrained prejuduces and are likley to be serious about society. Boomers marched for civil rights, while the kids take those things as a given. We have done some things alright, and as every generation hopes to do, have raised kids that in some ways, are better than we are.
- We ushered in the information age. The internet has made knowledge and business accessible to almost everybody. And what we struggled with, our kids learned in kindergarten.
- For better or worse, we did things out loud. We fought the previous generation’s repression. We got divorced, has intimate relationships, and went bankrupt out in the open. We allowed people to admit they were gay. We brought to light the problems that had always been with us like abuse, rape, and war. Once the rug had been removed, hopefully there is no putting it back! People cannot learn unless they can know.
- We can expect to live longer than any other generation. We can also expect to be healthy and productive at older ages. We redefine aging.
Your Humor and Positive Thoughts About Aging…..
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